Porn Store

It was so freaking hot today. I think it seemed even worse since it was muggy and walking anywhere was like walking in a sauna. But, since I am devoted, I walked the entire way to the damn thrift store which is only opened on Thursdays from 9-3. I didn't really find anything except dishes. And here they are . . .



To start off, this is a simple white teacup. I have an affinity for those. Very swirley, I like to feel it.





Another cup. This one has stripes, obviously. It looked kind of dirty at the store but I figured for a nickel I could just throw it away. The stains came out.




This one was a whole dollar. I know, I couldn't believe it either. The lid feels neat and overall it has a cool look.



I thank god every day that thrift stores aren't allowed to sell things that resemble a phallus. Yes, indeedy. God, it would be horrible if you were innocently looking for some salt and pepper shakers and came across a dildo replica.

Luckily that didn't happen to me. That shiny stuff on top? Just a trick of the light, I swear.



And it even came with an oddly-urethraed buddy! How lucky am I?