A Kind Note

Dear Spanish Partner,

I know that you are unaware of this, but I give you permission to laugh without checking with me first. I appreciate that you like to control the duration and strength of your effeminate giggles, but I'm starting to not like it. It's creepy and weird. Perhaps you don't believe that I possess peripheral vision, but it's there. Yes, even when I'm not looking directly at you, I can see you out of the corner of my eye. That's when you stare longer. Shudder.

Thanks.